It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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