Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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