Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
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Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
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Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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