He is such a slut. More and more my type.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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