Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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