TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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