He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
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i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
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I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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