Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I wish life had little blips of pornography
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Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
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Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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