I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
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My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
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he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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