if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
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Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
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When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??