I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
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So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
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and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month