My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
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i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
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You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.