So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
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i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
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I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you