So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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