I am puke
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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