Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
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