Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
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It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
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I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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