You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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