Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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