just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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