she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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