your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
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I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
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At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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