Don't you send me to vm
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
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You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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