shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
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i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
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Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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