Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
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