Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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