If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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