I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
