I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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