the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
