Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I have tasted many bathrooms
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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