before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
you didnt know i had herpes?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Randomize
