I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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