I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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