ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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