Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I deserve to be covered in dicks
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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