The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
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Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
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I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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