after a month anything with tits is on the radar
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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