Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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