i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
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