Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
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I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
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And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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