He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Randomize
