I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
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I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
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Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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