Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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