oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
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just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
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In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I think my moral compass just broke
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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