i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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