Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
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I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
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I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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