This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
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i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
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HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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