Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
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So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
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lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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