I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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