Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
