me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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