i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I just blew my weed a kiss
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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