sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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