do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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