theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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