i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
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Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
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The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
So much Jack, so little girl.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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