It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
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I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
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so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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