I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
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If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
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One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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