Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
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I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
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In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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